Nicolas Cage, a naked man and a Fudgesicle?

Nicolas Cage

There’s literally nothing I could possibly add to this story involving Nicolas Cage because it’s absolutely insane, if it were a human being I would put a ring on its finger and whisper sweet nothings into its ear. Via Yahoo!:

Nicolas Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life. “It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he told reporters on Wednesday. “I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.” A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

SERIOUSLY. I love how out of this entire insane story, the one thing they felt was necessary to explain was the Fudgesicle. It’s like “Yeah, naked man walking into Nic Cage’s house? Of course, I can see how that might – wait a minute, a Fudgesicle? I’ve never heard of that before! Clearly this is a made up product, and this story is fake and fartish. THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME, YAHOO! NEWS.”

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