No, seriously, what the hell?

Oh what the fuck, people. I’m gonna be honest with you, I do porn and even I’m just at a complete loss about this one. Lindsay Lohan is being offered $50,000 by a fetish website to do … balloon porn. Seriously. Fully-clothed. No sex. Just come in, pop balloons, leave $50,000 richer. LOL WUT

A rep for tells TMZ they sent the offer to Lindsay’s lawyer — if LiLo comes in and pops a few balloons — on camera of course — she’ll leave $50,000 richer. No nudity. No whips. No chains. Confused? TMZ spoke to several balloon-popping enthusiasts who tell us the rush comes from “the feeling of fear associated with a balloon that may pop at any second.” Who knew? SOURCE

… I have nothing to say about this. I’m just going to sit in my darkened apartment while I drink a bottle of vodka and listen to Pink Floyd‘s The Dark Side Of The Moon. God is dead.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.