Not BFFs: Angelina Jolie & Stacy Keibler

Angelina Jolie and Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney‘s girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help you if you want to get married because he will never love anyone more than he loved his pot-bellied pig. That’s a special kind of love. Anyway, it turns out Angelina Jolie isn’t all that big on Keibler, and during a flight she took with the couple and Brad Pitt, spent the entire time giving Keibler the cold shoulder. Though to be fair, when you have such little body fat, your shoulders are always cold. Us Weekly reports:

“Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane,” a source tells Us Weekly of Clooney’s bubbly girlfriend of six months. “Angelina went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was not having it!” A second source isn’t at all surprised that the former wrestler and 2006 Dancing with the Stars contestant, 32, got iced out by 36-year-old Jolie: “Angie is really not a girlie girl.”

Hey, in all fairness, some people just want to sleep through their flight. I mean, you’re flying through the air in a metal tube that defies God, and then you hit turbulence and you’re bumping around and it’s just like “for fuck’s sake, I just want to make it home alive! Someone put on Puss in Boots so I can fall asleep watching it!” Those are not the times where I want to talk to whoever George is sticking his dick in.

Angelina Jolie and Stacy Keibler

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