Oh shut up, Kourtney Kardashian!

Kourtney Kardashian - One Life To Live

So remember how, for some reason, someone decided it would be a great idea to have Kourtney Kardashian make a guest appearance on One Life To Live, despite the fact that she has all the charm and acting talent of an orthopedic shoe! Well, she’s been talking about how lucky she was and what a great time she had and- HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. She actually sat down with Jay Leno and bitched about how she felt like a prostitute because she had to kiss someone.

“I felt like a prostitute,” the 31-year-old mom admitted to Jay Leno during a Thursday appearance with sis Kim. “Like, [I was] being paid to kiss someone.” While Kardashian’s beau of nearly four years, Scott Disick, helped her practice her kissing scene, the newly-minted actress says it took her a while to warm up to herOLTL costar David Fumero.

“I looked him up online,” she told Leno of Fumero, who appears as bad boy Cristian Vega. “I’m like, ‘I need to see this guy. Is he 99 [years-old], like, what is he?’ And he’s a very handsome guy. So that makes it easier.” SOURCE

So basically, the bitch was given a completely undeserved acting gig that most aspiring actresses would give their left tit for, and her response is to basically take a big steaming shit on the entire show because she felt uncomfortable kissing a hot guy? Oh Kourtney, do fuck off. Hell, considering your own mother pretty much pimped out your pregnancy for the sake of a shitty reality TV show, I’d say kissing someone on a soap opera is probably the most dignified thing you’ve ever done in your career.

Kourtney Kardashian - One Life To Live

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