James Franco wasn’t stoned during the Oscars!

James Franco

Continuing his national tour of pissing away all his goodwill, James Franco sat down with David Letterman to talk about his Oscar hosting performance, where he sucked it up and accepted responsibility for his energy-free performance. April Fools! HA! No, he actually said that Anne Hathaway was too energetic, so he just looked bored and comatose. In all fairness, Anne did sort of have the Rachel Berry “Please tell me you’re entertained” vibe running throughout the show, but I fully attribute that to the fact that James had all the enthusiasm of Snooki at an AA meeting. “I’m Snooki, and I’m an alcoholic. It’s been 30 seconds since my last drink, and now the room is spinning and all the walls are melting. *Falls down* Would someone just fucking stick it in me already?”

James Franco

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