Because sticking two terrible, terrible people together in a forced relationship for the publicity is the best idea ever, Paris Hilton and her token dick, Cy Waits, are reportedly breaking up after what feels like a fucking lifetime for the rest of us who have to put up with these two vapid little boogers.
A source said, “He finds it hard to be in the spotlight and [deal with] the attention and stress on the relationship that comes with it.” Another source added, “They are done. She doesn’t want anyone to hold her back.” Other friends said the couple have hit a rough patch but could reconcile. Waits is also said to be unhappy with how their relationship was portrayed on her Oxygen reality show, The World According to Paris, where Hilton is seen complaining about his controlling ways including constant texts and emails. Last week, Hilton was spotted at club Beverly in LA, where spies said she was “visibly upset about her situation with Cy.” SOURCE
In all fairness, I don’t think anybody walked away from the train wreck unscathed. I swear to God, I’m like *THIS* sure that the people at Oxygen responsible for editing her show actually hate her and are willfully editing her to make her look as bad as possible. Which, honestly, can’t be that hard can it? Seriously, I’m pretty sure she commits a crime against nature every time she takes off her pants, so you can only assume that everything that Paris does makes the world just a tiny bit worse.
