Paris Hilton made up with Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton

Oh joy, Paris Hilton (heretofore referred to as “Whore A”) and Kim Kardashian (heretofore referred to as “Whore B”) have apparently made and settled their feud. Yeah, it turns out Whore A and Whore B have been fighting for sometime, since Whore A taught Whore B how to be a whore, which turned Whore B into a huge star while Whore A couldn’t even suck her way out of irrelevance.

The site of the truce was music mogul Jimmy Iovine’s Grammys after party in L.A., where “Paris came up to her and apologized, and said she didn’t want to fight,” the source explains. “Paris said she was happy for Kim’s success despite what reports have said — Kim was sweet and accepted her apology.” SOURCE

Well, there goes my hope that Whore A and Whore B would simply feud each other out of existence. Or at the very least, get into a cat fight that would land them both in jail, but HA! Who are we kidding. Whore A and Whore B wouldn’t serve two seconds in prison, because they’re rich and pretty!

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton

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