Paris Hilton is racist too. Noooooo, really?

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Just in case you needed another reason to hate Paris Hilton (at this point, you have like MILLIONS to choose from), it turns out she might be a complete and total racist. Yeah, I know, the dumbass blonde whore with no redeeming qualities whatsoever might also hate black people. No way, right? I’m so shocked I’ve completely lost my ability to be shocked by this startling revelation. Gasp.

Strauss said he was discussing several subjects with Hilton when she started talking about a guy she had been out with the previous evening. Pointing to an unnamed actor in “Saving Private Ryan,” Hilton was quoted as saying, “We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.” When Strauss asked Hilton, “How black does a guy have to be?” he quotes her response, “One percent is enough for me.” SOURCE

So yeah, Paris is also racist because she wasn’t flat-out unlikable enough as it is. The sad thing is, my ex-boyfriend always went on and on that anyone who doesn’t find black people attractive is racist, while I said that sexual attraction isn’t 100% indicative of being racist. But now? I’ve changed my mind: If you don’t fuck a black man you’re no better than the KKK. That’s just how completely vile Paris is: She actually made me agree with my ex-boyfriend. Please kill yourself, Paris.

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