Mattel Inc. has announced plans for yet another royal pain in the ass, Prince William and Kate Middleton dolls to be sold this April in a duo set. The newest additions to the Barbie Collector Series will come fully dressed in their appropriate wedding attire even down to the tiny tiara atop Middleton’s head. Pre-orders are already rolling in, and with a price tag of a hundred bucks this is definitely a moment for non-doll collectors to pull out their barf bags. As if the commemorative plates, coins, replicas and all the other miscellaneous oddities weren’t bad enough, now there’s a Barbie to celebrate … what exactly? Overkill? Someone else’s wedding? Right, really good choice Mattel!