Rihanna and Chris Brown got frisky in a bathroom?

Rihanna and Chris Brown

I don’t know what’s going on in Hollywood right now, but it’s like everyone woke up today and said “Let’s take a huge crap on decades of feminism!” So here’s a story about how Rihanna allegedly had sex in a NYC club’s bathroom with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. You know, the guy who physically abused her while they were in a relationship? Yeah, that douche. Page Six reports …

Five minutes later, Rihanna, who had been partying with pals at Catch, walked in with her friends. A source told us: “They sat two tables away from each other. Chris made his way over to Rihanna. He raised his shirt and was dancing promiscuously. Then they started dancing together and hugging and kissing in front of everyone.” Then, observers saw them go into the bathroom together, and when RiRi emerged, “She seemed a little ruffled” a source said. We’re told the pair, who broke up after Brown hit Rihanna during a fight before the 2009 Grammys, partied together until 4 a.m., when he left with his pals and she split five minutes later. A Griffin rep declined comment.

Now don’t get it twisted; there’s nothing wrong with being a little exhibitionist, unless it’s with a guy who beat you because you looked at this phone. Although maybe I’m just being persnickety. It’s not like Chris has a history of violent tantrums after he completed his bare minimum court appointed anger management classes! Right? No? Okay then.

Rihanna and Chris Brown

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