Rihanna vs. Jackie magazine!


I don’t know why, but today I’ve just been inundated with stories of terrible people doing terrible things. Somewhere between Kim Kardashian going back on her promise to help the needy and Courtney Stodden banging Santa while the paparazzi takes pictures, I kind of want to march Linus out here and have him quote Bible verses at these assholes until they agree to stop being terrible. Anyway, it’s not getting any better, thanks to Jackie magazine, a Dutch publication that called Rihanna … a word that begins with N and rhymes with “trigger” followed by bitch. Here’s Rihanna’s completely justified response to being called one of the single worst things I’ve ever read in a publication.

I hope u can read english, because your magazine is a poor representation of the evolution of human rights! I find you disrespectful, and rather desperate!! You ran out of legit, civilized information to print! There are 1000’s of Dutch girls who would love to be recognized for their contributions to your country, you could have given them an article. Instead, u paid to print one degrading an entire race! That’s your contribution to this world! To encourage segregation, to mislead the future leaders to act in the past! You put two words together, with the intent of abasement, that made no sense …”NIGGA BITCH”?! … Well with all respect, on behalf of my race, here are my two words for you … FUCK YOU!!!

See? See what I mean when I said “worst things I’ve ever read in a publication”? Holy mother of crap, this is wrong on so many levels my brain actually just threw up its arms and said “Nope, not doing this. You’re on your own central nervous system.” Yes, this is being typed out entirely via electral impulses from my spine because my mind cannot handle the amount of inhumanity it takes to call someone a that.


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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.