In case you didn’t hear about this, Russell Brand snatched a guy’s iPhone and threw it through a building because Russell got all whiny about having his picture taken. Which is sort of like getting pissed off about having to take orders when you’re a waiter: it’s just part of the job, numbnuts. Anyway, Russell decided to defend his actions the best way possible: by joking about them on Twitter.
Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.
Haha! It’s funny because he allegedly committed theft, destruction of personal property, and vandalism in the space of a single act! Oh, wait, that’s not funny, that just makes you a complete dick.
