Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron are banging!

Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron

So while Scarlett Johansson was busy extracting Sean Penn‘s wrinkled wiener from her hoo-ha, rumors are suggesting that Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron have been secretly banging for months now. Hate to say it, but … yeah, sorry Scar-Jo, but you lost your break-up. Sorry!

A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly that Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron “have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.” While the two haven’t been photographed together, a witness noticed Reynolds’ motorcycle at Theron’s home all morning on June 5th, then saw the actor exit her house around 3 p.m. — and she left just minutes later. SOURCE

Just to put things in perspective: Since their break-up, Scarlett gained weight, banged a fifty-year-old man and had zero movies. Ryan, meanwhile, got hotter, banged a ridiculously hot actress, and starred in one of the biggest movies of the summer. I mean yes, said movie had CGI that made it look like an old episode of ReBoot, but still, better than absolutely nothing!

Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron

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