Santana didn’t trash Puck’s car!

From the ‘complete and total bullshit’ file, rumours are going around saying that Naya Rivers, otherwise known as Santana from Glee, keyed Mark Salling‘s (aka Puck) car and dumped dog food all over it in a jealous rage. Bear in mind, this is coming from Us Weekly, so there’s a good chance their story also involves unicorns and magic pixie sasquatches.

Though a source tells the new Us Weekly Glee costars Mark Salling, 28, and Naya Rivera, 23, were never an exclusive couple, Salling’s dates with other women this summer caused an infuriated Rivera to egg and key his pricey car.

Rivera “went crazy when she read about other girls,” a source tells Us Weekly. “When Naya found out, she and some pals trashed his Lexus.” SOURCE

Before you jump to conclusions, Mark Salling already tweeted that the rumours are untrue and that he doesn’t even own a Lexus. He also said that he never cheated on Naya with The Loch Ness Monster so that he could steal her magic crystal that would break the gypsy’s curse, but you can’t expect Us Weekly to get every little detail right. Actually, you can’t expect them to get anything right, but that’s beside the point.

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