Sarah Shahi hates Paris Hilton as much as you do!

Sarah Shahi

So apparently, some time over the Easter weekend, Fairly Legal actress Sarah Shahi almost got hit by Paris Hilton‘s car, and then everyone’s least favorite drunk blonde whore then proceeded to run through a stop sign, because apparently road rules do not apply to you when you’re rich and have the IQ of a brick trying to fuck a rock. Anyway, Sarah decided to do the world a favor and call her out on Twitter for basically being Hitler, but with smaller tits.

Paris Hilton – worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign. what if there was a kid around that corner, you dumb bitch

Paris Hilton – horrible excuse for a human being

What an irresponsible person … What a lame existence …

I wouldn’t be as pissed if I wasn’t a mom

“One more thing blonde piece of shit – you’re not an elitist just because you have money. You should apologize … To humanity.” now i’m done. SOURCE

Okay, so granted this isn’t really anything that various other gossip blogs and I haven’t said about fifty bajillion times over, but it’s always fun to hear it coming from the mouth of someone famous. It’s good to know that someone, somewhere out there who’s actually rich and important hates Paris and wants her to die too. I’m not kidding. If Paris were hit by a meteorite, I would literally cum so hard it would blow a hole in the wall … of the building on the other side street.

Sarah Shahi

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