Mini-Kardashian is getting pre-divorced!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Good news everyone! Well, actually, make that no one: Apparently, Scott Disick proposed to Kourtney Kardashian for the last episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, and you know what that means! No, not a ceremony where they celebrate their love and live the rest of their lives together. It means they’re gonna make another reality show all about their wedding! Wooo!

“The last episode of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ is Scott proposing,” an insider tells me. “Then just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It’s going to be TV gold.” Mom Kris Jenner, who is the genius behind the whole Kardashian phenomenon, is currently conceptualizing a show with E! that will follow Kourtney and Scott on the path to a wedding. I’m told it will be complete with outrageous wedding plans, chaos, dresses and, of course, Scott being a groomzilla. SOURCE

Yes, because one Kardashian getting married for the sake of pimping a crappy reality show wasn’t enough, let’s trot out the second! Man, it’s a really good thing proposition 8 passed in California. Can you imagine if gays were out there defiling the sanctity of faking love for the sake of being a corporate shill? I mean marriage. Yes, marriage. Nothing two-faced and hypocritical about that.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

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