Have I mentioned before that I love Seth Rogen? Oh, I did on that one post about him posing nude for a selfie? Yes, that’s right. Well, here’s another reason to love him: To promote his new movie, Neighbors, he sat down with Howard Stern and talked about meeting Justin Bieber. And surprise! He hates Justin. Via ETOnline …
“So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, ‘Yo man. Sup,’ and I’m like, ‘What the f*ck, I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you! I was totally cool not meeting you! … But I was like, fine, I wouldn’t have said anything, I was like, ‘Aye, he’s a bit of a mother*cker. He’s young, the kid’s a d**k.'” Though the second time the two met at an MTV Awards show two years later, things didn’t go much better. “He literally had a snake wrapped around his fu*king wrist that he was wearing. I was like, what the fu*k?” Rogen laughed. “And I talked to him for like five minutes and I just remember thinking, ‘F*ck this kid.'”
Oh Justin, don’t do this. Do not go around meeting people far above your level of talent, fame and likeability and pretend like they’re somehow beneath you. Because I have two words for you: Aaron Carter. He used to be precocious and adorable too. He was hooking up with teen singers / actresses / starlets just like you. Then you know what happened? Puberty punched him right in the soul. That’s what you have to look forward to down the line Justin, so I’d start kissing ass like your life depends on it. Because for you, that is a very real possibility.