Shut up forever, Kanye West: Episode 1,000,000

Remember how Kanye West so vewy, vewy sowwy about stealing Taylor Swift‘s moment at the MTV VMAs and how he said he was humbled by the experience? Well fuck that shit, because Kanye has albums to sell and he’s going to pout and whine and bitch and moan and complain and stomp his feet on the ground until he sells every last one of them. His latest target: the Today show. Really.

I’m not performing on the Today show for obvious reasons. I’m so happy the world got to see just a small piece of “the set up” … I blatantly said I’m not performing on a tweet and to everyone around me and the next day they still announced a performance. Do you guys see what I’m saying now … this is just a small slice of the day to day bullshit that goes on that helps to precipitate … the idea that I such an asshole … cause when I don’t perform oh noooow I’m the one that’s crazy or a jerk! SOURCE

Now, for those of you who aren’t in the loop, this is what is known as “The cycle of abuse”. Here’s how it works: Abuser basically starts acting like a violent, paranoid douchebag, we threaten to leave him, he apologizes and says it’ll never happen again, we come back, and then he takes it from the top all over again. Isn’t that right, Diesel? Anyway, while I will admit that Kanye is a talented musician, yet talent alone does not give you a carte blanche to act like a giant asshole. Now, to cap this off, I’m just going to present this story about Playgirl turning down Kanye’s dick pics without comment:

Indeed, Playgirl says they were offered the West pictures first, before they hit the web elsewhere. “It would have cost us $100,000, and we said no” SOURCE

Teeheehee.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.