Snooki is cursed!

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

I swear to God, this has to be some sort of post-modern performance art. The only explanation here. Anyway, Snooki was apparently being an annoying bitch while trying to attract customers to a pizza parlor they’ve been working at in Florence for the show (although if we’re going with stereotypical Italian jobs, I think Snooki would have made way more money as the monkey of an organ grinder, what with her being small and hairy) and the bitch apparently got on an old woman’s nerves, so she flat-out cursed the bitch.

RadarOnline.com has photos of ‘Snooki’, the pint sized reality star – real name, Nicole Polizzi – having a sinister spell cast upon her by a local woman in Florence, Italy, where they are currently filming their show. Wearing a tiny zebra print skirt, huge fluffy boots and with a mega phone in hand, Snooki’s appearance, and actions, horrified the old lady so much, she pointed her finger at her and cursed the diminutive diva. SOURCE

Amazing. Simply amazing. And if Drag Me to Hell has taught me anything, it’s that Snooki is looking at three days of being tormented by a giant evil goat demon before she’s dragged off to hell for eternity, a place where everything burns and she’ll be surrounded by murderers, liars and psychopaths. Oh, wait, never mind, I’m pretty sure I just described hanging out with the entire cast of Jersey Shore.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

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