Slippers by Snooki? Seriously?

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

Oh this must be yet another sign the end of the world is just around the corner … Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi now has her very own line of ugly ass slippers out! Who the hell wants to wear Snooki Slippers? (Order a pair now if you must) I wonder if she made them pukeproof for use after those sloppy, drunken nights? Although I wouldn’t really call myself a fan, I’ll hand it to her for trying to make money while her fifteen minutes is still up and running (who knows why), I’d be doing the exact same thing, slapping my name on all kinds of stupid shit! In a few years, kids will be all ‘Snooki who?’ – there’s simply no way she will have career longevity. (I hope I didn’t just jinx us all by saying that!)

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi promotes her Snooki Slippers line licensed by Happy Feet at the MAGIC clothing industry convention at the Las Vegas Convention Center in Las Vegas, Nevada on February 15th, 2011.

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