Snooki Woke Up In A Garbage Can

Well this is appropriate: Snooki went on Ellen yesterday to promote her new book (I hate my life now. And to a lesser extent, yours) when she revealed that she regularly wakes up in a garbage can after a night out. Ironically, a lot of people usually end up waking up in Snooki’s garbage can too.

Recalling something the ‘Jersey Shore’ star had said in a previous interview, Ellen asked, “Now, when you say if you didn’t black out it’s a good night for you, are you serious?”

Dead serious, she said. “Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don’t. It sucks. So you’re like, “What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?”

And when Ellen asks how often that happens, Snooki casually responded, “Oh, like once a month.” SOURCE

In a related story, Snooki is now reportedly dating Oscar the Grouch.

Snooki: Ugh, where the hell am I?

Oscar: Oh fucking hell… Ernie, is that you again?

Snooki: Hey, is that a pickle? SMOOSH SMOOSH!

Oscar: Oh no that’s not a pic- OH JESUS! NO MEANS NO!

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