Snooki’s boyfriend just got denied!

Hey, remember how Snooki‘s new famewhoring Guido boyfriend Jeff Miranda tried to propose to her on the cover of Trashy Hoes Quarterly so that he could steal her leprechaun gold with his penis? Well, as you might expect, Snooki pretty much cock-blocked him by turning him down in front of, like, the entire goddamn world. Ha ha, no Lucky Charms for you, bitch!

Snooki’s boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, proposed on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine that hit the web Monday. “Will You Marry Me?” read the boldfaced headline over a shirtless Jeff. Tuesday morning Snooki responded via Twitter. “Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!” she wrote. Snooki and Jeff have only been dating for about two weeks. SOURCE

Man, who could have seen that one coming? Considering this is the same girl who pretty much banged a plastic camel in front of an gelato store, you have to be several kinds of pathetic to be turned down by Ms. Orange Julius over there. Ah well, hold your head up high, Jeff. Just keep following rainbows and eventually you too will have your own magical leprechaun vagina.

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