So the Golden Globes were last night (or as I like to call them, OSCAR SPOILERS!), and of course, it was a big night for The Social Network and Glee because there’s nothing Hollywood loves more than Facebook and adorable, singing gays.
Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture: Christian Bale (THE FIGHTER)
Best Actress – TV Series Drama: Katey Sagal (“Sons of Anarchy”)
Best Supporting Actor in TV Series or Mini-Series: Chris Colfer (“Glee”)
Best Actor – TV Series – Drama: Steve Buscemi (“Boardwalk Empire”)
Best TV Series – Drama: “Boardwalk Empire”
Best Original Song – Motion Picture: “You Haven’t Seen The Last of Me” (BURLESQUE)
Best Original Score – Motion Picture: “The Social Network”
Best Animated Feature Film: “Toy Story 3″
Best Actress – Film Comedy or Musical: Annette Bening (THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT)
Best Screenplay – Motion Picture: Aaron Sorkin (THE SOCIAL NETWORK)
Best Supporting Actress – TV Series, Miniseries of Movie: Jane Lynch (“Glee”)
Best Actress – TV Comedy or Musical: Laura Linney (“The Big C”)
Best Actor – TV Comedy or Musical: Jim Parsons (“The Big Bang Theory”)
Best Supporting Actress – Motion Picture: Melissa Leo (THE FIGHTER)
Best Director – Motion Picture: David Fincher (THE SOCIAL NETWORK)
Best TV Series – Comedy or Musical: “Glee”
Best Actor – Motion Picture Comedy or Musical: Paul Giamatti (BARNEY’S VERSION)
Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama: Natalie Portman (BLACK SWAN)
Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical: “The Kids Are All Right”
Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama: Colin Firth (THE KING’S SPEECH)
Best Motion Picture – Drama: “The Social Network” SOURCE
A couple stray observations: First off, we have finally seen the day where Trent Reznor won a Golden Globe. WHAAAAAAAAAA?! Second, the awesomeness of that Reznor’s win is immediately negated by Cher‘s win. Seriously, what the hell? That movie sucked more than a discount lipo clinic. Third: I look forward to posting this entire list again in two months after the Oscars air.