It’s been a while since Sofia Vergara broke up with her creepy-ass ex-boyfriend Nick Loeb, so now’s the point where she’s free to rebound and start playing the field. Except when most people rebound, it’s with a random we met on Tinder / Grindr / whatever. But when you’re famous and hot, you rebound with True Blood hottie Joe Manganiello. Via Page Six …
One source told us that Vergara and Manganiello met at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in DC this year, which Vergara attended with Loeb, the creator of Onion Crunch condiments. Our source says the two were “flirting” and “exchanged numbers.” Another source tells Page Six, “It is early days, but there is a big mutual attraction.”
Credit where credit is due, that’s a hell of a trade-up. You’ve successfully gone from the guy trying to make Onion Crunch happen (STOP TRYING TO MAKE ONION CRUNCH HAPPEN. IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.) to a sexy werewolf stripper. That’s like trading in a unicycle and getting back a Ferrari. A Ferrari made of chocolate that administers oral sex on command. Also it can fly.