What is wrong with baby Suri Cruise?

… and why is kat(i)e hiding her? well for starters suri cruise‘s daddy – tom is off his fucking rocker and second her mommy – ms. holmes has turned into some sorta scientologist programmed soul (her old friends must just be like WTF?!?) seriously people what is up with all this tomkat craziness? well at least kat(i)e did get to do some recent shopping at barneys – that always helps!

at this point when baby cruise finally does make her first public appearance it’s going to seem so anti-climatic…STAR magazine this week investigates the whole suri mystery and even hypothesizes on where she could make her debut…check back as i will be posting some more gossip items from inside the mag…popbytes over & out – xxoo!

PS i wish her no ill will but i really could care less about christie brinkley and her creepy soon to be ex-hubby peter cook

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.