FitnessBytes: Gwyneth’s Problem Areas!
Let’s all feel bad for Gwyneth Paltrow, you guys. She has to work, like, SO HARD at being perfect. According to trainer Tracy Anderson, Lady […]
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Gwyneth Paltrow strips down in ‘Thanks For Sharing’
If there’s one thing I noticed about Gwyneth Paltrow, it’s that she’s a lot more likeable when she’s onscreen then when she’s giving interviews. She’s […]
Gwyneth Paltrow compared herself to RuPaul?
In today’s “No, seriously, shut up Gwyneth Paltrow” news, the patron saint of GOOP decided to try her hand at being self-effacing, which as you […]
Gwyenth Paltrow will never go to The Met Gala again!
You would figure that getting the opportunity to spend the night getting free stuff and hanging around famous, fashionable people would be one of those […]
Jinkx Monsoon wants to kick Gwyneth Paltrow!
Yes, we know, she was probably being facetious, but this interview Jinkx Monsoon is still hysterically funny so we’re posting it. Seattle’s premier Jewish narcolpetic […]
Iron Man 3: The second-highest opening weekend ever
After The Avengers earned so much money that Disney started using $20 bills as napkins, it probably shouldn’t be too surprising that Iron Man 3 […]
Gwyneth Paltrow had to shave herself for the ‘Iron Man 3’ premiere
In today’s TMI news story, Gwyneth Paltrow apparently decided to go commando in a sheer dress for the premiere of Iron Man 3, because when […]
Gwyneth Paltrow won’t get Botox again!
I don’t get Gwyneth Paltrow. She seems so mind-numbingly WASPy—just look at GOOP. She is the definition of “bougie.” She’s that friend that judges you […]
Gwyneth Paltrow opens up about her miscarriage
Sure, sometimes we joke about Gwyneth Paltrow‘s love of wholesome food and overly-expensive clothing, but we do actually like her. So it actually made us […]
Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be like Jessica Simpson?!
Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the most high-profile and legendarily posh celebrities out there. Jessica Simpson doesn’t know how canned tuna works and got out […]
Oh Gwyneth Paltrow, never change!
Q: Is this Gwyneth Paltrow dancing on-stage with Jay-Z while he sings “Run This Town,” (with Coldplay’s Chris Martin) looking impossibly white? A: Yes, yes […]
Trailer: ‘Iron Man 3’
I know what I’m about to say is pure, unadulterated blasphemy, but … I didn’t actually hate Iron Man 2. It wasn’t terrible! Really, it […]