WTF: James Franco shot his load on a Batman mask?
Because doing random sh!t and posting it on Instagram is considered art now, James Franco decided to jerk off onto a Batman mask last night […]
Fans and friends mourn Paul Walker
So … this was really quite a shock, wasn’t it? I mean, Paul Walker was only 40, and now he’s gone. Always be careful when […]
R.I.P. Miley Cyrus’ eyebrows
In case you were wondering how Miley Cyrus‘ eyebrows were doing — Wait, seriously? That’s an oddly specific detail to obsess over. Either way, Miley […]
Kendall Jenner turned 18 … so here are her nipples!
Apparently, turning eighteen in the Kardashian family activates Kris Jenner‘s blood contract for an eternity of famewhoring, which if voided results in a banishment to […]
It’s Friday, so here’s Lindsay Lohan’s side boob
The Santa Claus Parade is happening this weekend in Toronto, which means I’m going to be spending this weekend on the edge of my seat […]
Kim Kardashian still doesn’t qualify for a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame
Last week, Kanye West went on Jimmy Kimmel Live and mentioned something about Kim Kardashian deserving a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame for all […]
Instagram is concerned about Lady Gaga’s well-being?
When Lady Gaga isn’t busy talking about how ARTPOP is the album of the millenium (yeah, good luck with that) apparently she’s taken to posting […]
Rihanna accidentally shut down a Thai sex club
If you’ve ever accidentally gotten yourself in trouble on Twitter, consider this a freebie: According to Page Six, Rihanna might have kind of sort of […]
Awww, look at Justin Bieber’s little baby abs!
As someone who goes to the gym on a near-daily basis — I don’t really want to brag about it, but there are just some […]
Kris Jenner makes it too easy for me, she really does!
I’ve made it a running joke on this blog that Kris Jenner is secretly an evil spider demon who wraps people in her webs and […]
Oh hey Rihanna’s butt, where have you been?
Ever since MTV’s Video Music Awards (like a month ago), the only celebrity ass that everyone has been talking about is Miley Cyrus‘, even though […]
Britney Spears teases her new single, #WorkBitch
Britney Spears is currently filming the music video for her upcoming new single, “Work Bitch,” and say what you will about her but she looks […]