Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino: Arrested at a tanning salon!
Pull up a chair kids, and grandpappy Feist will tell y’all about a magical time long, long ago. A time when Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino […]
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Pauly D is fighting for custody of his love child
Normally, I wouldn’t bother talking about Pauly D or the love child he fathered, but … well, you know what the big story is right […]
The Situation: Too much pu**y can be a bad thing
Remember Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino? I know, almost forgot about him do you? Yeah, we were almost rid of him. Almost. Jersey Shore is ending, […]
‘Jersey Shore’ got canceled!
This past week was great for people who hate trashy reality TV: First, Kim Kardashian got a royal smackdown when she tried to get a […]
Snooki had a baby boy, Lorenzo!
Oh the hell with it, for once I’m not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower […]
Snooki is having a baby boy!
Because Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is actually going to go through with this, In Touch gave her a cover story to tell the world that she’s […]
Snooki is really pregnant!
Well, to the shock and surprise of pretty much no one at this point, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi managed to snag a deal with Us Weekly […]
Snooki’s ex-boyfriend wants her to miscarry!
For those of you who don’t remember who Emilio Masella is: you lucky bitches. Anyway, Emilio was this tiny petulant ball of steroid abuse and […]
Heaven Help Us: Snooki is pregnant!
Remember how earlier in the month, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was rumored to be preggers, which everyone just sort of wrote off as Snooki eating way […]
Snooki was banned from a wine shop!
Because nothing bad has ever happened from publicly banning a Jersey Shore star from using your product — unless you count that time Abercrombie & […]
Snooki and JWoww can’t shoot in Hoboken!
As some of you might remember, MTV gave the greenlight to a Jersey Shore spin-off starring Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, because let’s […]
The ‘Jersey Shore’ cast: Least desirable celebrity neighbors
Since there are only a little more than three days left until the end of the year, it’s time for everyone to make lists! Lists! […]