The 2011 MTV VMAs nominees are out!
Despite the fact that MTV long ago had one of the whores from The Hills take the “music” part of their title out back, pointed […]
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Derrrrr, the ‘Jersey Shore’ (S4) trailer is out!
So the fourth season of Jersey Shore is coming soon, and they’ve released the trailer and … and … oh God, I think it’s actually […]
Vinny left the ‘Jersey Shore’
What’s this? Another major star leaving another major show? Man, I hope this doesn’t become a running theme today (wait for the next post …) […]
‘Jersey Shore’ is getting recast?
So you know how the cast of Jersey Shore has been pressuring MTV for more and more money despite the fact that they’re all useless, […]
The 2011 MTV Movie Awards happened …
Once again, since I have no intention of spending fifty bajillion posts on an awards show that the rewards sparkly vampires and tiny canadian lez-bots. […]
Lady Gaga got an honorary degree from MTVU!
What’s more annoying than celebrities getting honorary degrees from real universities despite not actually doing anything? Celebrities getting honorary degrees from fake universities for not […]
Bad News: The next season of ‘Jersey Shore’ is still on
Dammit, and we were *this* close too … anyway, despite rumors that the next season of Jersey Shore was delayed indefinitely (which is just fancy […]
MTV’s Judy McGrath steps down!
Judy McGrath, MTV Networks Chairman and Chief Executive is leaving the network she’s been with for three decades now. McGrath began as a copywriter in […]
Obvious Teen Moms are obvious
In another fantastic example of closing the barn door after the horse has run off and gotten pregnant for money that the horse then spent […]
Teenage famewhores get pregnant to be on MTV?
Because this is exactly what happens when you announce you’ll give money and attention to inbred, uneducated white trash if they can get knocked up, […]
‘Jersey Shore’ spin-offs are on the way!
Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that MTV is going to be breaking out two new spin-offs of one […]
It’s like ‘The Hills’ never ended …
Oh look, two of the whores from The Hills are fighting. Again. Honestly, it’s like fucking clockwork with these people. Anyway, Whitney Port, who I […]