Vinny left the ‘Jersey Shore’

Vinny Guadagnino

What’s this? Another major star leaving another major show? Man, I hope this doesn’t become a running theme today (wait for the next post …) Anyway, Vinny Guadagnino has decided to grab his watermelon dick and go home in the middle of the fifth season of Jersey Shore, I’m assuming after he realized he was on the Jersey Shore and that he would forever be known as the guy who caught every STD from Snooki.

As TMZ first reported, Vinny bolted from the house after fighting with another cast member … and made a beeline for home in Staten Island. In the video, you see Vinny hop in a cab and drive away … all while an MTV cameraman films from just a few feet away. As you can see below, Pauly D was with Vinny at one point as he loaded up the cab to leave. SOURCE

Really? It took him five years to look around and think “Oh my God, this is what my life has become? Screw you guys, I’m going home”? Personally, I would have drowned myself in the hot tub sometime during the first season after I realized my only contribution to society would be a show about melanoma trolls, but I guess he’s just slow to the take.

Vinny Guadagnino

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