Who wants a Ryan Seacrest inflatable sex doll?
In today’s “this is a thing that exists, and I’m not entirely sure it won’t become sentient and kill us all” news, Ryan Seacrest has […]
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No one wants to appear on Kris Jenner’s talk show!
A couple months ago, it was announced that Kris Jenner was getting her own daytime talk show and that America would be a lesser place […]
Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have split up!
This just in … Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are no longer a couple after almost two years of dating! I love how this stuff […]
Who’s ready for ‘American Idol’ season 12?
A few days ago I was able to attend the official kick-off event (held at UCLA) for the upcoming premiere of American Idol, can you […]
Everyone Freak Out: Kim Kardashian wore a diamond ring on her pinkie
On Monday, the horrid man who wrought Kim Kardashian upon us all, Ryan Seacrest, said that Kim was going to update us all about her […]
Are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian getting married?
On one hand, Kim Kardashian put together a wedding for reality TV, because bilking money out of rubes is kinda her thing. On the other, […]
Idol: Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban join Mariah and Randy
The American Idol judging panel has kind of turned into this revolving doors of people who were big in the 90’s — I’m looking at […]
Ryan Seacrest is a harbinger of pestilence!
It would be easy to blame Ryan Seacrest for everything that’s wrong with America. Probably because it’s true. This is the guy who made the […]
Sacha Baron Cohen dumped ashes on Seacrest!
So after being banned from The Oscars by the Academy because they were worried he might break tradition by actually doing something entertaining, Sacha Baron […]
Lady Gaga to do Dick Clarks’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve
Wait, what? Why are we talking about New Year’s when it’s September? We haven’t even made it to Halloween yet. Hell, we haven’t even made […]
Spencer Pratt wants to be likable?!
Uh-huh, good luck with that! So now that his wife Heidi Montag landed a gig on a new reality TV show, Spencer Pratt is looking […]