Everyone Freak Out: Kim Kardashian wore a diamond ring on her pinkie

Kim Kardashian

On Monday, the horrid man who wrought Kim Kardashian upon us all, Ryan Seacrest, said that Kim was going to update us all about her possible engagement to Kanye West. Except then nothing happened because not even Kanye is willing to get caught in that death trap. Well, now that her “engagement” is a no-go, Kim decided to walk around with a diamond ring on her pinkie, because OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I HEAR WEDDING BELLS! Us Weekly reports …

Strutting around the city’s posh Design District, the reality star, 32, turned heads in a sleeveless black leather peplum top, silver stiletto pumps, and super-snug gray skinny jeans that emphasized her world-famous derriere. She also toted a pricey (five figures!) black crocodile Hermes Birkin bag. But the purse wasn’t even the buxom brunette’s most outrageous accessory. That honor went to the giant, oval-shaped diamond ring on Kardashian’s pinky finger. Engagement rumors about the E! Network beauty and her rapper beau Kanye West, 35, have been rampant in recent weeks. Kardashian herself told the women on The View that she “believes” she’ll marry the hip hop star, whom she started dating just seven months ago. And last week, Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer Ryan Seacrest said on his KIIS-FM radio show that he thought West would pop the question on the couple’s romantic trip to Italy to celebrate Kardashian’s 32nd birthday, which was Sunday, Oct. 21. In any case, the PDA-loving pair appear to be in it for the long haul.

A pinkie ring? Seriously? You’re trying to play up a pinkie ring? I didn’t know lame 90’s fashion trends meant a wedding was on the way. I heard Kanye West wanted to get her a slap bracelet, but wasn’t sure if he wanted things to get too serious. But in all seriousness, it’s a pinkie ring. It’s not even on her left hand! Quit making up dumb crap for the sake of giving this horrible person more attention.

Kim Kardashian

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