Taylor Momsen doesn’t make it work!

Have I ever told you how much I love Tim Gunn? I love him. Love love love love love him. Not just because he’s a kickass fashion expert, but because he has absolutely no problem with calling a bitch out. Anyway, Tim decided to call out Taylor Momsen for being a whiny little C-U-Next-Tuesday and being unprofessional on the set of Gossip Girl, because HAHAHA you suck whore.

“What a diva!” he told E! News. “She was pathetic, she couldn’t remember her lines, and she didn’t even have that many. I thought to myself ‘why are we all being held hostage by this brat?'”

[…] “I’d say, ‘You know young lady, there are hundreds of thousands of girls who are just as attractive and even smarter than you. Why are you acting like this show is a huge burden on you?'” he told E! “She was on her phone during every break, I wanted to tell her, ‘If you weren’t on your BlackBerry, you can retain this stuff.'” SOURCE

No way, you’re telling me that Taylor Momsen might be a complete and total fucking tool? Get out of town. Sure, Gossip Girl sucks ass, but I’m allowed to say that because I’m not on the show. But whatever, I just enjoy not being fired and not being a total bitch to everyone around me because I’m so hardcore. Ugh, whatever bitch. You’re not Patti Smith. You’re not even that chick from Paramore.

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