Taylor Swift was caught kissing Conor Kennedy

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy

Taylor Swift has been reportedly dating/stalking Conor Kennedy, depending on which side of the story you believe (Is dalking a thing yet? No? Crap) and she’s apparently sealed the deal by being seen kissing Conor. Oh, wait, I’m sorry, she was CAUGHT kissing him (see the pictures over on PopSugar), because apparently this is some sort of covert operation. YOUR COVER’S BEEN BLOWN, TAYLOR! GET OUT OF THERE NOW! The NY Daily News reports …

She kissed a Kennedy. Taylor Swift was snapped smooching with new boyfriend Conor Kennedy in Hyannisport, Mass. on Friday. As they strolled along the water, Swift wore a black shirt with white polka dots and red shorts, with a pair of sunglasses. Kennedy wore a simple gray T-shirt. The 22-year-old songstress has been dating the 18-year-old son of Robert Kennedy Jr. and the late Mary Kennedy for just a few months, but things are moving blazingly fast. She raised eyebrows this week when it was revealed she’s buying a $4.9 million house next to the Kennedy compound. The couple has been spotted enjoying pizza, beachside parties and boat outings.

Wow, way to take a quickie kiss and somehow expand that into ten breathless sentences. You know it’s just a kiss, right? It’s not like they used tongue or anything. Now, if they were to, say, hold hands, or perhaps they put those same hands in each others’ back pockets, then THAT would be a scandal! Oh, how tongues would wag at the cotillion! Many a monocle would be dropped into champagne flutes that summer’s eve!

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy

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