The Cast Of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Has Been Cast! It Sucks!

Donald Trump has decided to start up a whole new season of Celebrity Apprentice, probably because at this point it’s the only relevant thing he does. Anyway, once again Donald Trump forgot what the term “celebrity” actually means and pretty much cast nothing but d-listers and that fat naked gay guy from Survivor.

Former teen idol David Cassidy, Atlanta “Housewife” NeNe Leakes, LaToya Jackson, Lisa Rinna and superstar singer Dionne Warwick are among those who will be battling it out in the boardroom to be Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” NBC announced on Friday morning.

Also competing for the title are actor Gary Busey, baseball legend Jose Canseco, original “Survivor” winner Richard Hatch, rapper Lil Jon, singers Meat Loaf, Mark McGrath and John Rich.

Other names on the cast include Playboy Playmate Hope Dworaczyk, former “View” co-host Star Jones, actress Marlee Matlin and supermodel Niki Taylor. SOURCE

Marlee freakin’ Matlin? Really? How the hell did they score an Oscar winner for this telebortion? Does Donald Trump have pictures of her strangling an orphan or something? Eating babies? Tell me if I’m hot or cold here, because anything less than outright murder and Matlin is getting seriously low-balled in this situation.

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