WE HAVE FOUND THE BIEBER’S WEAKNESS!

So Justin Bieber was on the set of his return to CSI yesterday (They stopped trying about four years ago, if you’re wondering) when he was rushed to the hospital following an allergic reaction to something from the scene. Wow, I can’t believe they use real Holy Water on the set of CSI! Gotta love their commitment to realism.

According to Life & Style magazine, which first reported the news, the Biebs was taken to Providence St. Joseph’s Hospital in Burbank, Calif., on Wednesday.
“He was having trouble breathing due to an allergic reaction,” a source close to the singer claimed to the mag. “His doctor met him there. He stayed at the hospital about 30 minutes and was discharged.” SOURCE

Thankfully, we were able to get our hands on a transcript from the incident. Here’s what really happened…

Production Assistant: Hey, Justi-

Justin: MY NAME IS BEELZEBIEBER. YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT.

PA: Oh Jesus… Alright, Beelzebieber. Anyway, do you need anything? Another virgin soul? More water?

Justin: BRING ME YOUR MOTHER’S BEATING HEART.

PA: … Water then? Here, have some water…

Justin: WHAT? NO- GAAAAAAAAH! IT BURNS!

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