Tila Tequila has a sex tape out? Noooooooo!

Tila Tequila

All right, you may want to sit down for this one, and make sure your monocle is safely stored so that it doesn’t fall into your glass of champagne. We good? We good. Anyway, Tila Tequila has a sex tape out of for commercial distribution, which of course means it’s time she releases the fake-ass story about how she never intended for it to get out, despite the fact that she’d have to fill out page-after-page of release forms and provide at least one valid government-issued photo ID.

“I met with Tila last week and she wanted to buy that tape back. I told her she could for the right price, but she went crazy saying it was too much money and she’d already bought another one back.,” Hirsch told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “I told her if she’s not happy, then sue me. I have a call in to one of her attorneys, so we’ll see what happens.”

[…] “Although this video was not meant for the public to see, I hope that this will not affect my career and that I will continue to work hard at achieving my goals in this industry,” Tila said. SOURCE

Oh horse shit. Not meant for public distribution? Yeah, I’m sure you set up an entire shoot with Vivid Video for the sole purpose of burning money. And just putting this out there, but you’d actually need a career in order for a sex tape to affect it. Actually, considering your career consists of you taking off your clothes, this is probably a step in the right direction.

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