Tina Fey vs. The Real Housewives

Tina Fey

Like most people who enjoy watching a bunch of useless whores implode, Tina Fey is a fan of The Real Housewives, going so far as to lampoon the show during an episode of 30 Rock from last season. In a new interview on Rock Center with Brian Williams (I seriously did not know that was a show) Tina revealed that she only watches the NYC and Beverly Hills casts because everyone else in the other versions look like melted cheese poured over trash bags. I may be paraphrasing here. Us Weekly reports:

“You watch different stuff because you’re up nursing in the middle of the night, and you watch Extreme Couponing and Cake Boss,” she explained. “You know your maternity leave is about to end when you’re like, ‘Oh, I’ve seen this Cake Boss.'” Fey — who’s also mother to daughter Alice, 6 — added that she eventually grew tired of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise due to their constant bickering. “I can only do New York and Beverly Hills,” said Fey, who called the New Jersey cast “subhuman.” “Orange County, I literally can’t tell the women apart. They look like a fire at a wax museum,” Fey joked. “I can’t tell what I’m looking at.”

I’m not gonna lie: I’ve never actually watched a single episode of Real Housewives. MK covers that one for me, so I don’t have to try and cram seven cities’ worth of tanned, botoxed, yelling whores into my life (I limit myself to one city. ONE. CITY.) That being said, I do appreciate seeing these bitches be awful to each other in the media because it would be like if a cow walked into a butcher and was all like “go ahead and cut the steak out of my ass, it’s cool.” God bless you gold-digging whores.

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