tom cruise & katie holmes become ‘one’

oh yes – today was the big day over in italy when tom cruise finally completed his whole kat(i)e holmes takeover scheme…she is now mrs. tom cruise! the wedding was a scientologist based ceremony – does that mean katie is now a 100% full-fledged l. ron hubbard guru? or does she need to get inducted in some other (creepy) ceremony? gosh who knows how it all works – some things are better left a mystery – we all know what happened to the cat when curiosity came poking around – let’s just see how long this marriage lasts – anyone feel like placing bets? popbtes over & out for now – xxoo!

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.