Uma Thurman gave her baby the longest name ever!

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Everyone goes through that period where they want to change their given name to a grab-bag of awesome names picked from pop culture. Growing up, my youngest brother spent a year refusing to answer to anything other than Tiger Pikachu Tony Hawk Optimus Prime, but to be fair, he was six. So what is Uma Thurman‘s excuse for naming her three-month-old baby girl Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altaluna Florence Thurman-Busson? No idea. Vulture reports …

Uma Thurman had her daughter with Arpad Busson on July 15th, and it’s most likely taken since then for them to finish creating this newly announced name: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. So many potential nicknames in there, but the couple are dubbing her “Luna” for short, despite the fact they have seven great names to choose from and Luna is zero of them. Anyway — belated welcome to the world, little baby Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson!

Okay, Luna? Luna is a fantastic nickname. But giving your daughter five other names, three of which are alliterative, is a tad much, don’t you think? I’m just saying, the ability to edit is never a bad thing.

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