Usher has a sex tape too. Go figure.

Usher and Tameka Foster

It’s been a while since we’ve seen the last celebrity sex tape hit the market, which means the celebrity gods have decided to bless the world with a brand new copy of a famous porno, and this week’s winner is… *Shakes the magic 8-ball* Usher? Really? Actually, you know what? He’s hot, if not slightly douchey, so I approve of this.

TMZ reports that the R&B star (and teen popstar’s mentor) is the subject of a sex tape being offered for sale in Hollywood. The website claims to have seen snippets of the tape, as well as a few still images from it, and confirm that it is indeed Usher, and ex-wife Tameka Foster, in the video. In December 2010, the star, real name Usher Raymond IV, reported $1,000,000 in valuables, mostly jewelry and two laptops, stolen from his SUV in Atlanta. TMZ says that sources close to the star claim that, if the tape is indeed his, could have been taken during that robbery. SOURCE

All right, so we now know that an Usher sex tape does, in fact, exist. Now we just have to wait and see if Usher “accidentally” signs the giant-ass release form necessary to release it, then provide up to two pieces of valid, government-issued ID. “Man, I’m so angry now, I’m just going to go in there and give them a piece of my mi- Whoops! My finger slipped and I just filled out the necessary paper work! Dammit!” Laugh if you want, the exact same thing happened to Kim Kardashian. True story.

Usher and Tameka Foster

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