Yeah, Natalie Portman Is Getting That Oscar
Because clearly it wasn’t enough to turn in one of the best performances of the year, then get impregnated and engaged to someone on set, […]
Month: December 2010
STOP GETTING ENGAGED!
STOP THIS. STOP THIS NOW. Oh, sure, one celebrity engagement over Christmas was nice. Two was cute. TEN OF THEM IS INFURIATING. Add Reese Witherspoon […]
Inside Charlie Sheen’s Head: Hookers > Family
Oh look, Charlie Sheen blew off Christmas with his family so that he could spend the holiday partying. Probably with hookers. I don’t have any […]
Joe Francis’ wife realized she’s married to Joe Francis
Hugh Hefner take note: one month into their marriage, Joe Francis‘s wife, Christina McLarty, has already moved out of their house. I’m assuming this has […]
Video Fix: Kerli’s ‘Army Of Love’
This is like my new favorite music video! If you go to Kerli‘s website – you can download Army Of Love for FREE! She’s definitely […]
SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO BIEBER
Oh, look, more proof that humanity is doomed: Justin Bieber decided to have a Q&A session with his fans the other day, only it wasn’t […]
Rihanna And Whatsisname Broke Up
So, in the midst of everyone in Hollywood either having a baby or getting engaged on Christmas, we all forgot the most important part of […]
Oh Dammit To Hell, LeAnn Rimes…
Oh look, the adultering whore who used to sing country songs has officially gotten engaged to the adultering man-skank who used to be an actor. […]
Oh Look, Another Lohan Lawsuit
So remember how Hollywood said “Fuck it,” and decided to make a movie based off of Lindsay Lohan‘s life? Well, because this is a story […]
No, We Actually Like Seeing You Ryan Gosling
So apparently, if you’ve ever wondered why exactly it is that Ryan Gosling isn’t in more movies despite being one of the best and hottest […]
Kelly Osbourne Just Bitch-Slapped Her Ex
You know what the best part about Twitter is? Twitter wars. There’s nothing better than watching someone trash someone else in front of a cyber […]
Hugh Jackman Got Hit In The Balls!
A propos of nothing, here’s Hugh Jackman getting hit in the balls by a cricket ball thrown by Shane Warne, who some of you may […]