Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice!
And the plot gets thinner … apparently, Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice during her now infamous necklace heist, who served as her distraction while she […]
Month: February 2011
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Charlie Sheen goes on vacation …
… with his pot-model girlfriend, a pornstar, and his ex-wife whose throat he held a knife against. Or did he shoot her? Oh, wait, no, […]
Demi Lovato and Fez are banging!
Fresh out of rehab, Demi Lovato (18-years-old) has reportedly reunited with Wilmer Valderrama (31-years-old), which seems gross now, but hold on because HOLY SHIT, the […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to enhance butts!
So somewhere between endorsing a credit card that sends teenage girls to the poor house and pimping out Silly Bandz (I actually had to look […]
FitnessBytes: Dump that crazy bitch!
Glee babe Dianna Agron split from I Am Number Four co-star/boyfriend Alex Pettyfer — he’s a hot bitch, but she’s supposedly scared of his crazy […]
Justin Bieber to Fans: Whatever!
Yeah, remember when I said Justin Bieber‘s haircut would sap him of his stranglehold on the delusional, teenage masses? Well it turns out I was […]
Kim Zolciak: Pregnant & almost naked, ack!
Oh lordy, I still can’t believe Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is spawning again (this will be her third child) and I really […]
Lindsay: Spending six months in jail?
… HA! I’m just fucking with ya! Lindsay Lohan? In jail? HAW! Anyway, Lindsay was in court today (naturally, dressed like a hooooooooer) where the […]
Chris Brown is allowed near Rihanna, oh crap!
Does this count as another Celebrities Who Hate Each Other post? Probably, yes. Anyway, a judge has lightened the restraining order placed on Chris Brown, […]
Rihanna vs. Donald Trump!
I know, two back-to-back feuds today. Apparently, the theme of today’s posts is Celebrities Who Hate Each Other. Anyway, Rihanna was supposed to perform at […]
Glee’s Ashley Fink vs. Rosie O’Donnell
So apparently, Rosie O’Donnell took time out from not doing anything to bash Ashley Fink, who plays Lauren Zizes on Glee, because she feels that […]
Justin Bieber gave Ellen some of his hair!
I can’t believe I’m actually writing about Justin Bieber and his dumb new haircut which doesn’t really look all that different to me but apparently […]