Taylor Lautner is not coming out of the closet
… well, not yet anyway. Let’s not shut out any possibilities here. Anyway, a People magazine cover is floating around the web, featuring a fake […]
Month: December 2011
Kris Humphries’ coach enjoys all the booing!
Last week, Kris Humphries was welcomed back to the NBA with a whole lotta booing from the crowd, which is weird because Kim Kardashian has […]
Sinéad O’Connor is getting divorced after 18 days
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: crazy person posts on the internet that she’s looking for sex (preferably of the butt variety). A […]
Shirtless Sylvester Stallone: Hot or freaky?
Call me a daddy chaser, but Sylvester Stallone? I would. Dude is looking super ripped in Bullet to the Head, which comes out in April […]
LiLo turned down New Year’s Eve gigs?
So despite the fact that just yesterday, there were reports of Lindsay Lohan going out clubbing in New York City, now an “insider” is claiming […]
Kim Kardashian tweeted Barbie!
Hold onto this fact before we delve into this next story: Kim Kardashian is a money-grubbing whore and she reportedly charges $10,000 per tweet. Got […]
Aunt Vivian hates Will Smith
I’m not sure anyone here under the age of twenty remembers The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but most of you will remember it as […]
Lana Del Rey is ‘Off To The Races’
More than a week has passed since our last post on Lana Del Rey (for her stunning and gorgeously shot Born To Die music video), […]
The Necessity of Lisbeth Salander
Lisbeth Salander has multiple piercings across her face. Her eyebrows are bleached and her skin is whiter than Ramona Singer’s attempts at belly dancing. Like […]
Lindsay Lohan just wants to party!
We’ve already gone over the industry insider’s reasons as to why no one will hire Lindsay Lohan, but just for shits and giggles, let’s recap: […]
David Guetta and Sia’s ‘Titanium’ video
Admittedly, I’m not the biggest David Guetta fan (some of his songs just sound a little too similar to me) but when he gets it […]
Vienna Girardi stormed off ‘Relationship Rehab’
You know it’s going to be a slow news day when I actually care enough about Vienna Girardi to pretend she’s relevant. Anyway, the bitch […]