Michael Fassbender goes shirtless for THR!
I seriously need to go see hottie Michael Fassbender‘s movie Shame (also starring Carey Mulligan), simply to see what George Clooney was commending him for […]
Month: January 2012
Paris Hilton is teaming up with LMFAO!
Remember when Paris Hilton decided that falling out of a rich vagina and spending the rest of her life sitting pretty because she won the […]
The ‘authenticity’ of Lana Del Rey
This past Sunday morning couldn’t have been pleasant for singer Lana Del Rey. The already controversial up-and-comer had just made her American television performance debut […]
Stop SOPA / PIPA
All right everyone, we’re taking a little break from the usual round of jokes about how celebrities are awful to focus on something serious here: […]
Arpad Miklos in Perfume Genius’ new video
So after a thoroughly depressing day full of people banding together to keep our Internet from becoming exactly like China’s, let’s just end on a […]
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split?
So a couple weeks back, a rumor circulated that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split up, and I kind of ignored it because (A) […]
Marky Mark could have saved the day?
Here’s a fun little fact: Mark Wahlberg was originally scheduled to be on flight 93, the ill-fated plane involved in the events of 9/11. You […]
Old Navy is going after Kim Kardashian’s reputation
In related news, Kim Kardashian has a reputation. Who knew? Anyway, as you might remember, Kim is currently in the middle of a lawsuit with […]
Katy Perry: Now I’m a Sim!
With each new installment, the world of The Sims gradually moves from “Deep, philosophical meditation upon the intrinsic value of a human being as judged […]
Megan Fox and LiLo are fighting over Liz Taylor!
Remember how yesterday Lindsay Lohan was all like “I’m being considered for the part of Liz Taylor because I’m a respectable actress and a hard […]
Happy 90th Birthday to Betty White!
So for those of you who don’t know, today is the 90th birthday of America’s real sweetheart Betty White (suck it, Julia Roberts)! NBC even […]
Kris Jenner is a great mother!
So as fresh new details emerge about what a money-sucking whore beast Kris Jenner is, we now get to delve even further into the abyss […]