Lana Del Rey + Azealia Banks = AWESOME
Despite taking a bit of heat from music reviewers, the web is still in love with Lana Del Rey to the point where there are […]
Month: April 2012
RIP: Thomas Marth (The Killers’ saxophonist)
Well, this sucks. Thomas Marth, whom you might remember as the saxophonist from The Killers who made Sam’s Town so damn awesome, apparently shot himself […]
TLC is making a hologram of Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes
You know what must suck? Being one of the scientists who worked for decades to perfect hologram technology. Just imagine spending tons of money on […]
The opening scene of Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’
Because apparently there are other movies being made that aren’t The Avengers (I’m only half-kidding about that) here’s the opening to Sacha Baron Cohen‘s upcoming […]
Ke$ha took a piss in the street!
And there are pictures! Why? Because the universe is not fair. That is why you will look at a picture of Ke$ha peeing on the […]
Ryan Seacrest is a harbinger of pestilence!
It would be easy to blame Ryan Seacrest for everything that’s wrong with America. Probably because it’s true. This is the guy who made the […]
Samuel L. Jackson on how to watch ‘The Avengers’
All right, I’m going to be honest with you all here, I don’t know anything about weed. I mean, not like I haven’t tried it, […]
We miss you Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes
I can’t believe ten years have passed since we suddenly lost Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopes, she’s probably best remembered as one of the three parts […]
‘Axe Cop’ is being adapted into a show!
If you haven’t read Axe Cop yet, do yourself a favor and Google it now, because it’s absolutely hilarious. The basic concept behind it is […]
Beyoncé is People’s most beautiful woman!
Motherhood is a great way to imbue yourself with a natural beauty. Ladies look at a pregnant woman and see a beautiful, glowing symbol of […]
Dame Edna joined Jenny Craig!
Oh I totally adore Dame Edna and all of her outrageous antics from down under, she’s seriously one of Australia’s best exports! The character created […]
Ashley Tisdale to star in Louis C.K.’s new show?
Yes, we’re just as confused by that headline as you are. Just accept that we live in a dadaist universe ruled by unlogic and move […]