Yes, here’s another fall TV schedule, this time from ABC. Which means more shows about washed-up stars dancing for your entertainment! And also, Modern Family, which is basically the network’s meal ticket at this point. From The A/V Club:
Mondays
8 p.m.: Dancing With The Stars (performance)
10 p.m.: CastleMondays in January
8 p.m.: The Bachelor
10 p.m.: CastleTuesdays
8 p.m.: Dancing With The Stars (results)
9 p.m.: Happy Endings
9:30 p.m.: Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23
10 p.m.: Private PracticeTuesdays in January
8 p.m.: How To Live With Your Parents (For The Rest Of Your Life)
8:30 p.m.: The Family Tools
9-11 p.m.: Same as fallWednesdays
8 p.m.: The Middle
8:30 p.m.: Suburgatory
9 p.m.: Modern Family
9:30 p.m.: The Neighbors
10 p.m.: NashvilleThursdays
8 p.m.: Last Resort
9 p.m.: Grey’s Anatomy
10 p.m.: ScandalFridays
8 p.m.: Shark Tank
9 p.m.: Primetime: What Would You Do?
10 p.m.: 20/20Fridays in November
8 p.m.: Last Man Standing
8:30 p.m.: Malibu Country
9 p.m.: Shark Tank
10 p.m.: 20/20Saturdays
8 p.m.: Saturday Night College FootballSundays
7 p.m.: America’s Funniest Home Videos
8 p.m.: Once Upon A Time
9 p.m.: Revenge
10 p.m.: 666 Park Avenue
While the premise of 666 Park Avenue seems intriguing (it sounds more or less like American Horror Story, which was just an absolute gem) The Neighbors just sounds awful. I’m sorry, but moving into a neighborhood full of wacky aliens? Really? Didn’t we get all this out of our system with Alf and Mork & Mindy? Gag. That being said, if you’re not watching Suburgatory, now would be an excellent time to start, as it’s surpassed the pilot episode awkwardness and transformed into one hell of a solid show.