Adele graces the cover of Rolling Stone!

Adele - Rolling Stone Magazine

Good news, everyone! The typewriter-bound monkeys at Rolling Stone have pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to (GASP!) actually put a beautiful, talented singer on the cover of their magazine for once! Suck it, Bieber. Anyway, Adele is on the cover of next month’s issue and inside she talks about her touring anxiety, weight issues and her appreciation for Katy Perry‘s tits.

On touring and projectile vomiting
“I’m scared of audiences,” she tells the magazine. “One show in Amsterdam I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I’ve thrown up a couple of times. Once in Brussels I projectile vomited on someone. I just gotta bear it. But I don’t like touring. I have anxiety attacks a lot.”

On not giving two shits about her weight
“My life is full of drama and I won’t have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like,” she tells the magazine. “I don’t like going to the gym. I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine. Even if I had a really good figure, I don’t think I’d get my tits and ass out for no one.”

On making good music rather than showing off her boobies
“I love seeing Lady Gaga’s boobs and bum,” she says. “I love seeing Katy Perry’s boobs and bum. Love it. But that’s not what my music is about. I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears.” SOURCE

So basically, touring turns her into Linda Blair, she doesn’t give a shit about what she eats as long as it tastes good, and she appreciates a decent rack. God love her. I knew there was a reason I’ve fallen head over heels for her ever since 19. Seriously, bitch is fierce five ways to Friday, and she enjoys food. Like my mother always said, “Never trust the skinny bitches. They’ll cut you for a Diet Coke.”

Adele - Rolling Stone Magazine

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