All fear the celebrity hackers!

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Because the Internet is serious business, a bunch of celebrities had their computers and mobile devices hacked by hackers on steroids, leading to tons of pictures and videos stolen, which has lead to many Hollywood starlets going FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

TMZ now has a partial list of the celebs who had compromising pictures and video stolen from their computers and mobile devices by a group of hackers. The list includes Vanessa HudgensAli LarterBusy PhillipsScarlett JohanssonMiley CyrusEmma CaulfieldAddison Timlin and Renee Olstead. SOURCE

So basically, a bunch of famous people couldn’t figure out that keeping private shit on devices that, at a moments notice, could make everything public in seconds flat, and now exactly that happened. No shit. But hey, like my mother always told me, “If you slip yourself a roofie at a frat party, don’t be surprised when you wake up with penises sharpied onto your forehead.”

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