Kim Kardashian and Terrence Howard?

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of the new issue of Self magazine because … well, honestly I don’t know why. Life isn’t fair like that. Anyway, she told the magazine about the craziest hookup story she’s ever read about herself involving her and Terrence Howard and how totally fake it is, which of course means that Kim probably banged him.

And Kardashian — who’s dated Reggie Bush, Miles Austin and Gabriel Aubrey — just laughs at stories regarding her love life. The nuttiest dating rumor ever: “One time they said I was dating Terrence Howard and I was on his lap at his party,” she tells Self of the Oscar winning actor, 42. “I don’t even know what they were talking about. They said I went home with him, too!” SOURCE

Please, you’re telling me that Kim wouldn’t try to sleep with someone who would further her career? Bitch please. If you convinced her that a Siberian Husky would get her on the cover of Maxim, you’d better believe she would let one hump her leg. She might even let it pee on her if it meant a full-page spread as well.

Kim Kardashian

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